Posted in Humour, Musack at March 21st, 2006 by Monsieur Pants
What kind of postmodernist are you!?
You are a Theory Slut. The true elite of the postmodernists, you collect avant-garde Indonesian hiphop compilations and eat journal articles for breakfast. You positively live for theory. It really doesn’t matter what kind, as long as the words are big and the paragraph breaks few and far between. Take this quiz!
I had to take that quiz five times for theory slut. A sight which is better than what I kept drawing.
What kind of postmodernist are you!?
You are a Tortured Conceptual Artist. Your fellow postmodernists call you an anachronism, but you’ve never cared much about the opinions of others. After all, most of them are far too simple-minded to appreciate the nuances of your work. They talk, while you are part of a lived tradition. Take this quiz!
Posted in Politik, Musack at March 16th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al
OK OK i know the Sound of Music had FASCISM not “socialist democracies”… but whatever. For those of you who dont know. Juche= Self reliance or rebuilding of oneself and it’s the dogma of North Korea’s existence…
I speak of such as the musical “Yodok Story” opened in Seoul as of recent. Written by a North Korean ex prisoner- it deals with the controversial and rather edgy subject of the current condition of thier northern counterparts. Subject matter not to be taken lightly, especially in light of the recent moves towards ‘reconciliation.’ The piece has no qualms of delving melodiously into the subjects of torture, rape, and the other horrors of gulag life. Indeed, so edgy that people have backed out due to fear of government retribution…
Seeing North korea is the only decrepit remnant of the cold war, it’s an absurd and tragic concept to consider that in the year 2006 Berlin is one berlin. the USSR no longer exists. and China is a macdonalds slurping capitalist powerhouse. Yet at the 38th parallell there still remains the DMZ (which contrary to its name- is still highly militarized)-Mcarthyist legacies. spoils of the second war… The “two” countries are poised ready with artillery and missiles that are capable of massacring MILLIONS of Koreans, due to the population densities- within in a single hour… so lets get to the music and dancing.
Posted in Teknologic! at March 15th, 2006 by ran ran leche flan
Pretty much the only benefit I ever expect to get from DRM will be whatever amusement I derive from making fun of it with its own acronym. Anyway - a pretty funny article from ZDNet with the editor’s take on what I’m sure is one of everyone’s favorite cancers on today’s tech landscape.
Posted in Humour, Politik at March 15th, 2006 by ran ran leche flan
Jebus - between having to explain corruption scandals, high-ranking White House advisors getting busted for shoplifting at Target, and Vice Presidents shooting people in the face, my hat begrudgingly goes off to White House head spinner, Scott McClellan, because it probably really sucks in the most squirm-inducing manner possible to have to explain all that stuff.
For what were probably some of the more colorful mornings McClelan has had to deal with, click here.
Posted in Politik at March 15th, 2006 by ran ran leche flan
Don’t ask why I was here in the first place, but for some of the most obnoxiously backwards jingoist madness you’ll ever see -so bad, you can’t even get angry so much as sit in your physical space of “chair” and your metaphysical space of “confused defeat” and go “WTF??”, try again to get angry but remember the defeat, and add in a second confused “WTF??“- brave your way to probush.com
Though these John Kerry Fairy pics were admitedly kinda funny.
This shoulda been a transformer- or at the very least, a gobot. its a Guinea-ROBO-pig b!tches! it does wonderously guinea pig-esque things like. sit. and be fuzzy. and sit. and walk. oh but wait! it reacts to stuff like loud noises and affection (guinea pig make out sessions?) and you totally can NOT immerse it in water and marvel at its fuzzy hot dog like dimensions. (try it with real ones! they look like mini demoralized dachunds.)
-AH, this reminds me of the time a roomate had a chinchilla we (the other roomies) so affectionately named “Fecal tornado.” He had attained this lil rodent for the woman impression factor but neglected the F*k outa it most of the time. The dearth of human contact induced the lil fuzzy bastard to bolt about the cage at such high velocities that the (mostly uncleaned) cage would have a satellite ring of flung doodie encircling it… One day a friend (innocently may i add) brought over a guinea pig and they decided it would be nice for them to “play.” Now for those who think Chinchillas are just fuzzy lil funbags, you all are completely unawares of the fact that they’re territorial vicious lil twats. apparently species-ist too- for when the lil friend from guinea dropped by in the cage, the chinchilla emited a blood curdling warwhoop then proceeded to pummel said pig with high powered chinchilla Karate kicks (no sh!t)… The guinea pig then started wailing like i’ve never heard lil rodents wail- much akin to a collicky baby. disturbing to say the least.
Posted in Musack at March 12th, 2006 by ran ran leche flan
Another neato site. Plug in your favorite artist’s name on the Music Map website and it cranks out other artists you might enjoy by proximity to your original entry. Are you like me and love Europe of Final Countdown fame? Music map will let you know that maybe you like Def Leppard and there’s a pretty good chance you like Quiet Riot too.
Fun site all around. And really good if you’re in a rut for music to check out.
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