OMFG!!!!!!
“We can all only sellout so hard and so much…”
Nike can buy people out left n right (remember REVOLUTION playing while some jock dances his sport dance in 200 dollar shoes?), but Hummer’s image is still a bit TOO identifiable with all that is stupefyingly opulent in the world. hah. Is it time to revisit FUH? when is it not???
Battlefield 2 emo ball commercial.
This is Sony’s original bouncy ball ad for their new TV line… now heres BF2 dorkdom.
World Press Photo Contest winners.
(photo credits) Pieter Hugo, South Africa, Corbis.
World press photo winners. Some really great stuff here. And if you’re of the squeamish type- there is blood and reality after the jump. dont say i didnt warn you- life is scary.
Damon Wayans trys to trademark the N word…
Looks like his role in “Bamboozled” has got him thinkin… I honestly dunno what to say bout this… Is he trying to co-opt the word and reclaim it commercially (a possible stunt to test the limits of trademark?) or is he just being a complete whore. I mean, i dunno how i’d feel seeing this emblazoned on somones jumpsuit- or shiny sequened shirt. Either way i tend to lean towards what most Af. Am. academics say bout the word… but i’ll leave it at that.
two snaps and a Z formation
Bank loans shmank loans… just sell your dead-ish friends n family!
These jackholes actually DISINTERRED BODIES (holy rigor mortis batman!) and removed body parts to sell- not to the black market- but legit tissue donor companies… not only that- they forged freshness dates and demographic stats on the tissues they “sold.” Way to fark NOT only the dead and their relatives- but also the entire research/scientific sector. Some poor guy even got HEP A due to the tissues from the questionable services these guys rendered. gad zooks.
Need somewhere to store your Exo-panties n’ wrinkle free cape?
I wanna be a super hero right. so do you. so you can be my sidekick. like Kato right? yeah. So we need this place to store all our awesome schwag n’ crazy alter-ego-wear. i know. under my toy collection… wait no. under your ficus. but who do we call to get them elevators n’ new-matic doors…
SHAZZAM!
See what happens when you OBEY THE LAW?
Backdrop college. I worked the binding machine at the campus copy shop (party ova heeeere)- whilst reading/binding an excerpt from the “traffic flow modeling” notes of a civil engineering course- i realized they were 20 years old… and this was like 7 years ago. (for you fellow art ppl- thats 20+7= 32 years) Coincidence? hardly.
The clips a bit slow in the beginning but wait for the pay off…. Now imagine doin this to 101 traffic during rush hour holmes!
Wake me up before you go go
George Michael was arrested again, ironically enough, for needing waking up after being found asleep and drugged up on the side of the road in London.
Though in terms of crappy things to get arrested for, I think I’d still pick this over trying to sexually solicit an undercover cop who was trying to entrap me in a public bathroom
What are you afraid of? ZEE Germans?
in this case. yes. Peter Stormare ?! with a Trebuchet! and a Fast N furious extra?! i guess that kills my theory on PAN CALIFAS CATAPULTING.
