Posted in Politik, Teknologic! at January 28th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al
Ok mmo’s (massive multiplayer online games) are evil strip mining operations- rapaciously pulling time, money, and real world social interaction AWAY from you. But then again I suppose its cheaper and less drunkenly troublesome than a night out at your local dive (i’ve been clean for a year now- mmos that is :P).
SO in saying such it seems millions of people have embraced the social outlet known as WORLD OF WARCRAFT. Including our plucky LGBT friends out in cyberspace, who banded together one day under the banner of LGBT friendliness (oft lacking in the oh so progressive world of online clan gaming) Only to be shut down and warned under “harassment- sexual orientation” clause by the games dev’s. One would surmise that the disembodied avatar syndrome would drown out real world stupidity but it does infact the oposite- amplify retardorays ten fold. but alas, Blizzard thinks NEIN to orc on orc action and is deciding to force gay players back into the closet with a “shoo. off you go.”… I can see their logic in trying to minimize the gaggle of 10 yr old boys who’d jump into the LGBT chat rooms and scream profanities- but something about using the harassment clause AGAINST the lgbt guild strikes me as. well. stupid.
oh and the the title… first off- hats off to kayne- not the most prepared n poignant statement to be made on live tv- but certainly one that took the cajones of a sperm whale (do they even have testes?! im mean they’re called SPERM whales.) /clap. The race issue with WOW is a bit more involved but i think the whole LEROY JENKINS thing got way outa hand - and i’ve seen way too many racist bullshit remarks/webshit made by WOW gamers to even think it wasn’t so. Was leroy even af-am to begin with!? An obvious racist moniker thought up by some midwestern asshole? who knows! The intard-web is a bastion for closet racists and cyberspace confederates anways. thus onto newsweekly.
viva la resistance!
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Posted in Teknologic! at January 28th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al
as much as I played them i still sucked at most of them as a kid. yes the classics (some). and now you can lay back and watch the endings without button induced blisters or furious suckage tantrums. btw thats a NINJA(!).
16 bit pron
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Posted in Humour at January 28th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al
btw. this is for you ed. ^_^;;
courtesy of FLIX
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Posted in Art Stuff at January 28th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al
Now it may look like im sending you guys geeky macro shots of my oh so cool n wonderful 1:200000th scale model tokyo i’ve dedicated the last 35 years of my life making- rice grain by nano rice grain. but i’m not. these are actually REAL world photos taken with a tilt-shift lens. amazing results with just a shift of focus- kinda like when im drunk… i hate expensive lenses- they’re so fkin’ cool :P (btw here’s the rather humorous lookin lens :D)
click clack
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Posted in Politik at January 27th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al
Ah i love the fresh smell of bullsh*t in the air… oy. MPAA aparently likes the concept of “fair use” (since when?!?) perhaps they should read the filmakers DIRECT request NOT to reproduce the film for their own selfish reasons.
Ho Ho hey hey gtfo MPAA!
oh btw. this is a rather amusing PSA
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Posted in Uncategorized, Humour, Fame Whore at January 26th, 2006 by ran ran leche flan
if anxiety over concoting a bestselling title was the #1 thing keeping you from that foray into a literary career (or in the more likely event that you just need a fun time-killing diversion), the lulu titlescorer let’s you plug in potential titles from which it generates a statistical prognosis of success.
that being said, with 69-72% chances of being my ticket to easy street, I’m going to excuse myself now and get started on writing Hucklebee Cracker-egg, Moustachetown!, and The Wangs of Chaos.
go for 100%!
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Posted in Humour, Art Stuff at January 26th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al
Don’t let the length of this one scare you. yes its on the self help bit. but it’s smarmy enough to make it interesting.
30 ways to be creative.
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Posted in Teknologic! at January 26th, 2006 by ran ran leche flan
everyone’s favorite (and if not, should be!) console at 2/3 the size, 4/5 the weight, and in snazzy new harararalicious casing that makes it look more like an iPod and less like an 80’s cel phone.
currently only slated for japanese release, let’s hope nintendo gets them out here so i can do all the touching i invariably plan to do with this thing.
from #1 goodtime videogame newsblog, joystiq
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Posted in hax., Teknologic! at January 26th, 2006 by Monsieur Pants
Website Elbows allows you to search a database full of blogs for MP3s.
*Yay!*
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