Happy Holidays : )

Posted in Uncategorized at December 25th, 2006 by ran ran leche flan

Sometimes dyslexia is awesome

Posted in Uncategorized at August 27th, 2006 by ran ran leche flan

Like when I saw this at the sto’. Oh, there was laughter to be had at the expense of this foreign (presumably delicious) beverage!

GOOOOOOOALLLLL-BOts

Posted in Uncategorized at August 8th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al


it is i. i have returned from the bowels of midpoint review. BEHOLD miniature automotons shambling about groping eachother as they attempt to play FUTBOL. ADORABLE. yes. to samba. does it get ANY better?! (umhmmm. just imagine these at lil helpless people- HILARIOUS)

Sean Lennon, Friendly Fire

Posted in Uncategorized at July 23rd, 2006 by Monsieur Pants

This is probably spreading some slow news, but Sean Lennon is coming out with his second album this September.

Yes, I bought his first… 8 years ago!


Intersting, although Sean’s starting to look like a bloated Harry Potter.

Ves-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!!!

Posted in Uncategorized at June 18th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al



you mod mofos. oh how your 60’s girls were hot. i love these lil conspicuous consumer scoots.

Gnome B Gone!

Posted in Uncategorized at June 8th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al

they say it best “rid your yard of any pesky garden gnome who happens to be wandering through. They’re hand-made from spare metal parts, but they’re sure to keep the shrubs, tulips and pets safe from those sinister European goblins. Trust us, you don’t even want to know what the gnomes have recently been doing to your dog. Not pretty.”

anti-gnome consortium

Super Duper Street Fighter Championship Turbo Supercharged Gilded Extreme Sexy Edition.

Posted in Uncategorized at May 31st, 2006 by Slackmasta-al


:( im sorry i been gone so long. this wont make up for it. as im going to abandon this again soon :P

-anyone else here think those guys are korean!? (i think ryu shouts “shit its hot” in korean.)

Tom Selleck’s Moustache Provides Moments of Kinetic Fancy

Posted in Uncategorized at April 13th, 2006 by Monsieur Pants


wenn wir durch die Strassen jagen
so wie wir unsere haare tragen

So you want to know what I’m listening to?

Posted in Uncategorized at April 12th, 2006 by Monsieur Pants

Oddly enough I get this message way too many times. And I never really know what to say. Well here, bitches. I signed up for a last.fm account.

And btw, since I can’t send out to you Trillian users.
MP3 of Tasty

Let me see those titties bounce!

Posted in Uncategorized at March 29th, 2006 by Monsieur Pants

Let me see those titties shake!

PS
Unipornicorn. Seriously!

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