Stranger Than Fiction
This a movie review not to miss.
Oh, Bertram.
I’m not sure how long this will last before YouTube yanks it off. Better get it while it’s hot!
Arrrrr! PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3 OPEN CALL
Open Casting Call - Through 15 August 2006
Pirates of the Caribbean 3
PIRATES HOTLINE
818.725.2905
Sande Alessi Casting
13731 Ventura Blvd., Top Floor
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423
Monday through Friday, 11am – 3pm
Seeking Pirates — men age 18+, all shapes and sizes, all ethnicities: Asian, Spanish, French, African, Syrian, Lebanese, Middle Eastern, Turkish, Armenian, Arab, Persian, Caucasian, South American, Pacific Islander, Eskimo, etc…
You must be an extreme character type! We need extremely skinny, very tall, very short, hunchback, little people, unusual facial features and body types, exotic amputees, albinos, etc.
Bring your own current 3×5 photo (does not have to be professional). If you do not have a photo, we can take one for you for $2.00
NE-GA-DON!
woohoo! japanese monster movie madness sans man in a rubber suit. and on my birthday to boot! now if someone would only get me a ticket to japan to go see it . . .
GAAAAAAAAANDAAAAAAALF!!!!
the scary thing is. i think the original dialog was scarier/funnier. :P
More than meets the EYE. Robots in disguise… as THE MAN?
how clever. DECEPTACONS as cops. (- edit- btw for those of you who dont know. Deceptacons are assholes. the bad guys. thus the “decept” in their name… duh! /dork voice end)
i guess we’ll see how our childhood marketing experiment shows up on the big screen (think hasbros itchin to release new metal bludgeon-your-sibling-into-a-coma toys?) i hope. /dork out
ps. looks like they’ve given bumble bee a pair of mullet sportin cajones as the CAMERO IS SUPPOSEDLY HIM. good lord. next thing you know they’ll turn ghetto blaster into an Eminem branded cd player or something. err something… /cries
Chi-chi-choo-choo-choooo (transformation sound gaddmit)
Slackeroni Catch-up!
GFY are such geniuses.
For example:
ACT THREE: TOM TAKES A SEAT
Philip Seymour Hoffman: It’s true, America. He’s batshit crazy. What can I say?
Tom: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HOFFMAN YOU JOKER. GOD, isn’t this FUN?
Philip Seymour Hoffman: I’m not kidding.
Mission Unfuggable III: A Play In Three Acts
Oh, Colbert!
It oddly reminds me of that one Etienne Daho song.
JACK SMITH & THE DESTRUCTION OF ATLANTIS is a feature length documentary film that tells the extraordinary story of the legendary photographer, filmmaker, artist and chief provocateur Jack Smith, as told by his friends, enemies, collaborators and contemporaries. The film prominently features Smith¹s films, photographs and audio recordings, inter-cut with interviews with art luminaries and critics along with Smith¹s friends and enemies. Launching from Smith¹s views on institutional art ³gatekeepers², the film dives into the clash between creativity and capitalism in contemporary art.
Produced by Lobster Penguin Films and Tongue Press.
Trailer on Myspace
http://www.jacksmithandthedestructionofatlantis.com/
Live on ice: It’s the JUGGANAUT, B!TCH!
-”yes thats vinnie jones”- slackmasta-al.
“Don’t you see how tight my outfit is?” -Juggernaut
Oh, holy retarded looking helmets, looks who’s in the upcoming X-Men sequel! It’s THE JUGGERNAUT, B!TCH!!!
I’m baaaaaad! I’m the baddest muthf*cka in the worrrrld!
