“Scrambled? HACKz! ” The RIAA Incensing KARAOKE machine.

Posted in hax., Teknologic!, Musack at March 24th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al


i know its long but that michael jackson clip is spooky. overall an amazing concept- basically an audio scrambler that uses your voice or any other sound input - then matches it up to MC HAMMER! (or whoever) then re configures it using the “closest sample”… the raddest sampler of all time- where else are you gonna see C&C music factory mashed with kurt cobain!!! plus the creator is euro creepy. SCORE! his site is here.

See what happens when you OBEY THE LAW?

Posted in Humour, hax., Futurespank, Politik at February 27th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al

Backdrop college. I worked the binding machine at the campus copy shop (party ova heeeere)- whilst reading/binding an excerpt from the “traffic flow modeling” notes of a civil engineering course- i realized they were 20 years old… and this was like 7 years ago. (for you fellow art ppl- thats 20+7= 32 years) Coincidence? hardly.

The clips a bit slow in the beginning but wait for the pay off…. Now imagine doin this to 101 traffic during rush hour holmes!

The original Half Life 2 Goldberg vid.

Posted in Humour, hax. at February 11th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al

ack kinda a let down after the fact. but this is the initial video for hl2 dorkiness. hee hee. the scale isnt quite as large as the aforementioned sequel. results are impressive none the less.

Are you a fatty? want free gas!? Yes.YES? Greasecar pwns arteries and smog.

Posted in hax., Futurespank at February 10th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al


I’ve been lusting after late model VW turbo diesels just to gut it to make one of these. Only in sweaty Califas is it practical to be lugging around 10 gallons of cold-weather-coagulating fat in the trunk. but lordy, lordy- thats free mileage at only an estimated 10% power loss! Most restaurants have to pay a disposal fee for their fat fryer oil. thus VIOLA! free gas b*tches! you can always swab your teenage sisters face or squeeze gheri curls for that extra mile…

no really with tons upon tons of agricorp crops goin to waste in fields in the name of “market stabilization”, one would figure that could be sold to biofuel refineries etc. The subjects been beaten to death but Mcdonalds with its fat packed commodities could theoretically open a biofuel branch itself… i mean c’mon…Biodiesel’s been integrated into most European infrastructures already- yes EUROPE. they dont even have a CAN in their name! We’re ‘MeriCANS!

Anyone has any oldie diesels laying about?! Imagine, life could be a roadtrip based solely on driving to the next town to eat that deep fried cheesecake! The dream would end only from arterial plaque.

Pimp my ride

SEE! im not the only one who only played HL2 for dork time jollies.

Posted in Humour, hax. at February 9th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al

Halflife 2 geeks need only apply. seriously. who has this much time… who doesnt love Rube Goldberg-esque contraptions!? I <3 source engine physics :D. i think i spent 20 hours just playing with the grav “beam” in the hacked alpha. on ragdoll models… /shame

-thanks fenix.

Listen here, kid.

Posted in hax., Teknologic! at January 26th, 2006 by Monsieur Pants

Website Elbows allows you to search a database full of blogs for MP3s.

*Yay!*

punch you. throw you outa your car. run you over with it. then buy a hooker…

Posted in hax. at January 23rd, 2006 by Slackmasta-al

yesssss…. multiplayer Grand theft auto SAN ANDREAS is here. Care to tango on the streets of Hell-a? or perhaps jump a hill or two in sf chinatown? or perhaps just knock peds for points. Either way- doin stupid sh*t to BBD n NWA wailing away on the radio makes me proud to be a Californian…

-AL
tee hee.

Standardized tests!? no.2 this you scantronic bastards!

Posted in hax. at January 18th, 2006 by Slackmasta-al

who needs cheating when you can just break somthing… -al

skeet sheet