Bai Ling Is One Crazy Bitch
And she wanna rock’n'roll night and party every day.
Now you are not Reagan and I’m not Gorbechev…
Thank YouTube! Thank you Gainsbourg, thanks Whitney.
Arrrrr! PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3 OPEN CALL
Open Casting Call - Through 15 August 2006
Pirates of the Caribbean 3
PIRATES HOTLINE
818.725.2905
Sande Alessi Casting
13731 Ventura Blvd., Top Floor
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423
Monday through Friday, 11am – 3pm
Seeking Pirates — men age 18+, all shapes and sizes, all ethnicities: Asian, Spanish, French, African, Syrian, Lebanese, Middle Eastern, Turkish, Armenian, Arab, Persian, Caucasian, South American, Pacific Islander, Eskimo, etc…
You must be an extreme character type! We need extremely skinny, very tall, very short, hunchback, little people, unusual facial features and body types, exotic amputees, albinos, etc.
Bring your own current 3×5 photo (does not have to be professional). If you do not have a photo, we can take one for you for $2.00
Slackeroni Catch-up!
GFY are such geniuses.
For example:
ACT THREE: TOM TAKES A SEAT
Philip Seymour Hoffman: It’s true, America. He’s batshit crazy. What can I say?
Tom: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HOFFMAN YOU JOKER. GOD, isn’t this FUN?
Philip Seymour Hoffman: I’m not kidding.
Mission Unfuggable III: A Play In Three Acts
Oh, Colbert!
It oddly reminds me of that one Etienne Daho song.
Dude, Sexy Koreans Are So In Right Now
“Am I not the sex?”
Daniel Dae Kim is being called a sex symbol.
A male Asian sex symbol.
I hope this doesn’t come off wrong, but I never thought there would ever be one toted in the media in my life time. I’m pretty sure this won’t last, though, as his current status probably hinges on his character off of ‘Lost.’ Doesn’t matter to me! I’d hump.
My, what big eyes you have…
I’m not going to lie. I find Jake Gyllenhaal endearingly cute, maybe even hot on that weird ambigously gay level.
So what, if he gets called the Gyllenwolf.
JACK SMITH & THE DESTRUCTION OF ATLANTIS is a feature length documentary film that tells the extraordinary story of the legendary photographer, filmmaker, artist and chief provocateur Jack Smith, as told by his friends, enemies, collaborators and contemporaries. The film prominently features Smith¹s films, photographs and audio recordings, inter-cut with interviews with art luminaries and critics along with Smith¹s friends and enemies. Launching from Smith¹s views on institutional art ³gatekeepers², the film dives into the clash between creativity and capitalism in contemporary art.
Produced by Lobster Penguin Films and Tongue Press.
Trailer on Myspace
http://www.jacksmithandthedestructionofatlantis.com/
Live on ice: It’s the JUGGANAUT, B!TCH!
-”yes thats vinnie jones”- slackmasta-al.
“Don’t you see how tight my outfit is?” -Juggernaut
Oh, holy retarded looking helmets, looks who’s in the upcoming X-Men sequel! It’s THE JUGGERNAUT, B!TCH!!!
I’m baaaaaad! I’m the baddest muthf*cka in the worrrrld!
Oh, Professor Portman!
Fresh from the whole Natalie tip.
Just a copy of an article from Gawker
Hello! magazine reports that gangsta-rapping starlet Natalie Portman stopped by Columbia University on Monday to give an undergraduate lecture on counterterrorism. She went to Harvard, you know, which means she’s in the position to educate the children of the lesser ivies on all matters of international import. Writes a student:
Ms. Portman’s cameo in Professor Stuart Gottlieb’s Terrorism and Counterterrorism class was part of a MTV-U promotion for her latest flick, V for Vendetta, in which her character mounts a revolutionary campaign against a totalitarian government and generally blows shit up.
A sampling of the truths Ms. Portman imparted in the 20-minute Q&A session following a somber Frontline documentary on Al Qaeda, Guantanamo and the CIA’s counterterrorism tactics:
- “My immediate reaction is that torture is wrong.”
- “I don’t think it’s right to take down the Twin Towers.”
- “Censorship is bad.”
That’s what $30k-plus in tuition gets you: substitute teaching from junket-happy starlets.
V Is for Verbal Incontinence
Breaking News: Natalie Portman at Columbia
WHUTCHU WANT NA-TA-LEEEE?!?!
Oh my God, chairs don’t stand a chance aginst the wrath of a true thug from the streets (”thug” in this instance being Natalie Portman and “the street” just being Harvard). Watch Natalie curse, thrash things, abuse a child, and overall give one of the most ridiculous (read: adorable) gangsta rap performances ever!
so glorious, i’d do her dry cleaning. from beep. bop. boop.
